This is an actual Freecycle posting from my local area:
OFFER: Coffee maker (Local University, City Campus)
My mom thought I would want one for my dorm, so she gave me her old one and bought her a new one. I hate coffee, she knows this. She just needed an excuse to get a new one. It works perfectly!
Slightly NSFW. This totally had me in stitches, yet I was horrified at the same time (you'll see). I need to be sure my cat doesn't see this, so she won't get any ideas...