Epic fail is epic

This totally made me LOL.

And it combines my three greatest nerd loves (Star Trek, Star Wars, and Firefly) in one messed up image.  Geek Fail, FTW! 

Where's Santa?

Official NORAD Santa Tracker


I love this...

Inspiration

This video didn't make me laugh.  It made me smile, my heart swell up with joy, and yes, it even made me cry a little.  Because I am a big, fluffy marshmallow on the inside.

I hope you enjoy it, too.



Remember, you can do it!

The latest "Simon's Cat"

Cat in the Box



Eerily familiar...

Stealth Ninja Kitteh

It's been a while since I've put up a cat video, so here goes:



That's one brave hand!

Who knew exercise could be funny?

NSFW!  You have been warned!

Runners, Yeah We're Different

Thank you, Adidas...

That's not what I asked for...

Having designed things, and had things designed, as well as knowing several designers, I found this freaking hilarious, from all sides.

Missing Missy

Gods of Comedy

We've been watching Monty Python: Almost the Truth, and oh my god, what a riot!  These guys are just amazing.  Always have been.  Always will be.

As proof, I submit the Parrot Sketch:



For even more amusement, check out the complete Monty Python's Flying Circus, 16 Ton Megaset.  It has all the TV shows, ALL OF THEM!

LOL, IRL

This is an actual Freecycle posting from my local area:

OFFER: Coffee maker (Local University, City Campus)
My mom thought I would want one for my dorm, so she gave me her old one and bought her a new one. I hate coffee, she knows this. She just needed an excuse to get a new one. It works perfectly!

Rikers in Space - a pitch to the networks

Cute interview, and the first 1:45 of it is hilarious.  After that, it's for the more serious TNG fan.



I'd definitely watch that show...

Also for the more serious TNG fan, you can find some hilarious comments here.

Internet Birth Control

Slightly NSFW.  This totally had me in stitches, yet I was horrified at the same time (you'll see).  I need to be sure my cat doesn't see this, so she won't get any ideas...

Internet Birth Control

Take that, Mythbusters!

My inner geek squeed, just a little, when I saw this one:

Now we just need the human version...

May the 4th...

...be with you...

Happy Star Wars Day!

stop groaning.  it's funny.



Star Wars and Muppets FTW!

All you need is love

I Will Survive

You said it, sister!

Dilemma

pssst - choose the food!

Ah, ah, ah...

Because it's precious:



Gesundheit!

Really, dude, it doesn't want your bone!

Equal time for the dog lovers:



Seriously...

Best. Commercial. Ever.

Seriously. Best ever.



He's on a horse!

Li Loves David

It's been a wonderful decade, my Love. Here's to several more!

Ear Worm, Anyone?

Because my hubby sang this to me about a week ago and I haven't been able to get it out my head since then. That's why I'm sharing.



Enjoy!

Don't let my cat see this...

...I don't want to give her any ideas.

I like my pets better than I like most people, too

An oldie, but a goodie:

THIS CLAIMS TO BE A TRUE STORY

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats:

The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message
on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters
who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't smoke or drink,
(7) don't want to wear your clothes,
(8) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ...

Moar Simon's Cat

This made me LOL, and the Princess was intrigued by the bird sounds.

Gene Kelly Rocks!

I love singing. And dancing. And Gene Kelly. And the Muppets. These videos are so full of win...

Gene Kelly on the Muppet Show:



Gene Kelly shows why he was a god by singing and tap-dancing while on rollerskates, and making it look cool:

Particle Board Song

By Rob Paravonian. Trust me, you'll never be able to walk through Home Depot (or Ikea?) again without singing this song to yourself...



Particle Board - Funny videos are here

A Little Ray of Sunshine

I thought this was kind of nice, and it brought a smile to my face. So I'm sharing this bright spot on a dreary Monday:

Happy News

Who knew?

Even Stormtroopers knit...

It helps control Spam

I must admit. When I saw this, my inner Harry Potter fangirl went "squeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Swing Life Away

I heard this on the radio the other day for the first time since I don't know when. It made me smile.

I am not bored

Who has the time to be bored? If you do, color me envious...

Hubby turned me on to this website, and then pointed out it's been a week since there have been any lols around here. So for him, and everyone else:

I Am Bored

Some lols, lots of smiles, some meh. Some of it not safe for work, but most is. Use your judgement. Banish boredom!

Wooly Bullies - a Mockumentary

I love to knit. I recently picked it up again after a decade hiatus, and it has become my own personal crack. It's rare a day goes by that I don't have some sort of yarn in my fingers. I gaze at online fiber shops and forums, and my husband calls it Yarn Porn. I have also been teaching myself how to crochet, to become a more well-rounded fiber artist. While I had my doubts about it at first, I am growing to love the hook as much as the pointy sticks.

That's right. I am bi-stitchual. And proud of it!

Knitting and crochet are sources of much joy and many smiles in my life, but they don't usually make me LOL. At least not on a regular basis. But I saw the following, and boy, did I LOL! I almost ROFL'd. If you knit or crochet, or know someone who does, you may enjoy this, too.




I love a good mockumentary...