Wednesday, December 30, 2009

My thoughts exactly

"I only drink Champagne when I'm happy, and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company, I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I am not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise, I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty."

~Lily Bollinger

Friday, December 25, 2009

Movie LOLs

Idiocracy is a severely underrated movie. Okay, yeah, it's childish and somewhat poorly executed, but the ideas behind it are sheer genius. I can honestly say it's one of my favorite bad movies. And often, I feel like I'm living it...

The scene below is one of my favorites of any movie, ever. If you want me to bust out in an embarrassing snort of laughter, all you have to do is whisper "electrolytes" to me. I swear.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

If at first you don't succeed...

One fails forward toward success. ~Charles F. Kettering

Inspirational. And also a great source of LOLs!

Check out the Epic Fail pictures at FAIL Blog, brought to you by the same people as I Can Has Cheezburger and I Has a Hotdog.

Why a blog about failure? Because, let's face it, failure is freaking funny. As long as it's not yours, of course. Then it's tragic...

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Moar Sesame Street

Yes, it's official.

I'm regressing.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009

LOL Cats

This is vaguely work-related for me:

OSHA Demands It

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

OMG! I could really use an LOL right now...

Came home yesterday to find that someone had broken into my house. Luckily, the person or persons responsible were long gone. Husband, cat and I are all okay. I just want to say we appreciate the local police department's professionalism and care in this whole mess. We're working on the clean-up and inventory stage now, but could use a diversion.

For my amusement: